Facebook Status Updates, 8/8/08 Edition

It's 8/8/08. Some people are getting married. Others are counting down to 8pm to watch the Opening Ceremony of the Olympics. Me? I'm packing for Disneyland. But here's what some of my friends are up to...

10. Elyse McKenna pulled her harpoon out of her dirty red bandanna, she was playing soft while Bobby sang the blues.

9. Ben Wilkins I left my iPhone at home and feel so.... empty inside.

8. Samantha Brooks is in the mist of color wars.

7. Mike Slack is ready.

6. Melissa Hearn is breaking the cycle.

5. Philip Brown Went to Cinderella's Castle Suite and look who I found...

4. Mark Hodges is wondering what the concessions at the Olympics will be, and does soy sauce replace ketchup and mustard?

3. Patricia Hillard gets to see the Dear Hunter tomorrow night, how lucky am I?

2 .Rachel Cox will never stake her word of honor on cows.

1. Logan Light actually just spent 2 minutes trying to think of something clever to put here...

Celebrating with Facebook Status Updates

It's the day after our Nation's birthday bash and I'm void of an original thought at the moment. So it's time to use yours again. Here's this week's Top 10 Status Updates on Facebook:

10. Nick Faris is fat and you know it.

9. Amanda Moore will never put her face in front of a gas stove again!!

8. Nathaniel Barnett finally saw a BEAR!!!!!

7. Jared Davis is gonna cut grass soon.

6. Logan Light is celebrating with drywall...

5. Amy Sauls is in marseille.

4. Randi Tribble should probably not use this to express her true feelings at the moment...

3. Sam Peters loves America more than you.

2. Brad Bellamy is 10 people from the stage at the boston pops/Rascal Flatts spectacular with Marcus.

1. Matthew Nixon is celebrating a "Salute to all nations but mostly America."

This Week in Facebook Status Updates...

It's Saturday, I haven't blogged in a bit, and felt like adding something to the conversation.  Instead of really thinking, I thought I would mooch of off your well-thought out status updates again.

This Week's Top 10 List:

10. Jessica wants to be lazy.

9. Morgan has finally put up pictures of the coach.

8. Bill is 12 stones.

7. Kristen: still a great pic!

6. Dave will soon be a blues legend.

5. Mustafah: harder, better, faster, stronger.

4. Charlotte is tim mcgraw'ing it up!

3. Jason got a new design up.  artwork that will make your heart work.

2. Katherine is now an unemployed social worker.

And the one that takes the cake this week...

1. Katie is most definitely a maybe.

Top 10: Status Updates of the Week

Have you ever logged into Facebook and seen the most random, ridiculous, or just plain witty status update from a friend? Yeah, me too. That's why I thought it would be fun to take a look at my friends' top 10 status updates of the week on Facebook.

Enjoy...

10. Ryan is trying not to get too concerned about small sample sizes.

9. Clay believes that all of this global warming we're having is making it this cold at night. Thanks a lot Manbearpig!

8. Bret is back in the saddle.

7. Rachel is twittering: processing a lot.

6. Shane is chillaxin at work cause there ant nothin better to do.

5. Five Times August in SEARCY, AR this Friday and EVANSVILLE, IN this Saturday. check out www.fivetimesaugust.com for all details.

4. Drew is cheeking his wife.

3. Amber can't tolerate rednecks.

2. Kristi would take a chance if there were a chance to be taken.


And for my favorite status update of the week:

1. LaTanya is.